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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2005|12:37 pm]
Pandora Kitty

Dear Pan

Ok, I give in, I won't try and feed you any more of the Tesco Cat Food you've been happily eating for months, just because I decided that buying 2 trays of 12 whilst I was in Tesco the other week so I wouldn't have to worry about you running out of food.....

You can have the Felix, and I'll buy you non-Tesco cat food next time. Just please, please, don't bring any more frogs home and sit chewing on their legs in front of me, and next time you bring a bird home and it gets bagged up for Auntie Vicky to study don't then decide to knock it off the window ledge and go through the sealed plastic bag to eat the bird.... It's not pretty, it's not nice, and I'm worried you'll be sick.

Now please, don't have figured how to get into the blue recycle bin and have another go at the frog, just leave it there!

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Bird Call [May. 31st, 2005|04:33 am]
Pandora Kitty

Yes Pan

I know Mummy drank lots in the sun yesterday and fell asleep in the evening, which meant she woke up unable to sleep at 3.30, and has made you restless.

However that's still no reason for you to decide to throw up at the top of the stairs now is it?
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Kitty Fight [Mar. 19th, 2005|04:14 pm]
Pandora Kitty

[mood |impressedimpressed]

When we moved in the neighbour next door warned me that there was a big black cat which regularly went for her cat Marble, and made Marble scream and run :-(

I just watched Pandora kick that cats arse, and chase him 4 gardens over, sit on a shed and make sure he'd gone.

I'm so proud, just fed him some ham and I'm leaving the smug little git to sleep :-)
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(no subject) [Mar. 16th, 2005|01:13 am]
Pandora Kitty

[mood |groggygroggy]

I can't decide if dave_chimaera is mean, stupid, or very, very brave.

Tonight, he has refused me letting Pandora eat catnip crunchies off him, it's not as perverse as it sounds and Pan likes it so, and then when the poor little kitty was stoned off his tree, Dave started swinging him about (ok, it was very funny to watch, if only for the stoner "do I like this" looks) so I whilst I held Pan and stroked him after this, he went and pulled his tail!

Evil Man, I was so upset, not only as Pan was right next to my face, but it was such a mean thing to do to a cat that was so stoned he barely moved or noticed. Which leads to my confusion as since when did I have Stoner kitty? A Stoner kitty who when he was offered the chance to come back inside later, was suffering too much paranoia to do so.

Krazy kitty. Might have to keep a close eye on his catnip intake. (I really hope he doesn't see that part!)
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2004|02:45 am]
Pandora Kitty

[mood |worriedworried]


Pan has a mark or something on the side of his neck, could be something, probably nothing. He's also overdue for his vaccination as I havne't had chance to sort it lately.

I want to get him to the vets as soon as possible so will be ringing up Wed morning. Unfortunately although I know which vets I want to use in Hillsborough I haven't moved him across yet, so I still have to go to Abbeydale Road and I have to go to work tomorrow and such :-(

So I might need to ask a couple of people some favours later. The vets are open til 7, I think, but if someone could swing by mine and pick him up for me???

please text my phone due to lack of daytime net access, Sannah, x
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Mew! [Aug. 23rd, 2004|10:55 am]
Pandora Kitty


Mum came out in the garden and gave me a lift to introduce me to our next door neighbour, Marble.

I thought I'd go for a more traditional, straightforward line. I hissed and spat at her.

She's cute. I think she fancies me.

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(no subject) [Aug. 11th, 2004|05:48 pm]
Pandora Kitty

[mood |excitedexcited]

My mummy said I was allowed to try one of those Meme's :-)

I ________Pandora.
Pandora is ________.
If I were alone in a room with Pandora, I would ________.
I think Pandora should ________.
Pandora needs ________.
I want to ________Pandora.
Someday Pandora will ___________.
Pandora reminds me of___________.
Without Pandora ______________.
My memories of Pandora are _______________.
Pandora can be_____________.
The worst thing about Pandora is _______________.
The best thing about Pandora is________________.
I am _________________ with Pandora.
Pandora thinks a lot about ________.
If I could describe Pandora in a word: ________.

And Congratulations to my Uncle Adam!
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Adventures! [Jun. 3rd, 2004|11:50 am]
Pandora Kitty

[mood |enthralledenthralled]

Last night my Mummy wasn't feeling very well so she went to bed early (well early for her!) When she woke up this morning she was very confused as she couldn't see or hear me. She woke Uncle Mat up and asked him, but they just thought I was hiding somewhere, until half an hour later after much box rattling and other such noises I like didn't make me magically appear they got worried.

Uncle Mat looked outside for me, Mummy looked outside for me, and every knook and cranny she could see in the house. Eventually Uncle Mat went to work, and Mummy stayed home as she wasn't very well anyway, at 9am she posted on her live journal that I was missing, and lots of people got worried about me, (sorry, bad kitty!) she continued to look (and now has to do lots of tidying from that!) but couldn't find me.

At 10am, Mummy decided to go outside with my Catnip treats which rattle and ask the neighbours and shop in front if they'd seen me!

Soo ... Mummy shook her treats in the back yard and I heard them and meowed, Mummy says this was a very pathetic cry and she was very scared as she wasn't sure if it was me, where I was, or if I was hurt. I was sat quite *happily* on the wall between ours and the next house hidden by bushes, Mummy came to pick me up, but the next door neighbours dog came out to play, so we ran down the back passage to the main road, and then back up again.

The dog went to play with something else and I got 7 foot up the back wall (helped by a table) I gave up on this and sat on the table waiting for the dog to come and play again. At which point Mummy picked me up, so I hung on to her, just to be polite, and she took me inside, whilst assuring the neighbour I was fine, who thought I was lovely and gave me a fuss!

I have now had lots of food, fuss, and curled up on Mummy's clean clothes on her bed! lol I am a good kitty! Apparently asw909 is also making me a new icon so that will be fun to play with!
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Isn't he pretty? [Jun. 1st, 2004|10:15 pm]
Pandora Kitty

[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Babylon 5]

I was too tired to go to the pub, and Pandora wanted his pressie!


Piccies by various people of my stupid little nutbag. If anyone has anymore they would like to add, then please email me/send me the link and I will happily add them. I will also finish off the rest of the captions at some point to!

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Mummy said [May. 18th, 2004|12:28 am]
Pandora Kitty

[mood |contentcontent]

I should thank moth_boy and Nicola for taking Mummy away from me all day coming in to say hello and give me lots of attention when they bought Mummy home.
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