||[Jun. 14th, 2005|12:37 pm]
Ok, I give in, I won't try and feed you any more of the Tesco Cat Food you've been happily eating for months, just because I decided that buying 2 trays of 12 whilst I was in Tesco the other week so I wouldn't have to worry about you running out of food.....
You can have the Felix, and I'll buy you non-Tesco cat food next time. Just please, please, don't bring any more frogs home and sit chewing on their legs in front of me, and next time you bring a bird home and it gets bagged up for Auntie Vicky to study don't then decide to knock it off the window ledge and go through the sealed plastic bag to eat the bird.... It's not pretty, it's not nice, and I'm worried you'll be sick.
Now please, don't have figured how to get into the blue recycle bin and have another go at the frog, just leave it there!
and before I forget ..... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW